Starting Out Surfing and Want to Know What the Hell Those Surfers are Talking About?

I just discovered this excellent site (the Riptionary) where you can brush up on your surfing jargon. It's a bit clinical to go looking stuff up I suppose but if you think the Green Room is just for Jonathan Ross and that "what's the difference between a Fish and an Egg?" is the beginning of a joke you'd better get learnin'...