Surfing Bad No.4: Wetsuit in the Shower

Rinse the sand and salt out of your wetsuit and hang it in the shower. This is normal. When you hang it in the shower it looks like this:

Apparently fine. But now, a word of warning: the trouble is that when your wife or girlfriend goes into the bathroom later that night, out of the corner of her eye it suddenly looks like this:

And worse - after a couple of drinks it does the same thing to you! Doesn't it?

Bad wetsuit! Bad, evil wetsuit - back in your bag...